I keep forgetting to bring in a new box of Kleenexes from
the pantry. This morning it backfired on me.
“Kade,” I said, “Would you go get
me a long piece of toilet paper?” He
runs off obediently to the bathroom. He
never brings me a long piece, so that’s why I specify. This time it’s semi
long. I start to wipe my nose and realize it’s a bit damp. You never know with
Kade. “Kade, why is the toilet paper
wet?” I ask. I was hoping for the, “I
got my hands wet, and then touched it” scenario. “It drug through the water,” he replies. Now I’m desperately hoping for the “wet sink”
scenario. “What water?” I bravely ask. “The toilet, ” he says. Of course it did. I’ve just wiped my nose with potty water.
Good thing I cleaned it last week sometime…..
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